The Kingdom of Womble 9280 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.647 billion Womble 9280ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Womble 9280ian economy, worth 247 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 43,914 kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 283,035 per year while the poor average 2,752, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 9280's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 9280 is ranked 236,872^nd in the world and 10,514^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.